Don’t ask where the other 67 went.
Anyway. Here’s the idea. Don’t steal it.
People LOVE exclusivity. They also LOVE fashion. So Ms M and I have a plan. We’re going to set up a clothes store SO exclusive that hardly anybody is ever allowed past the door.
It will stock amazing clothes – clothes you can’t get anywhere else.
The Body Con Boxers. Like ordinary boxers, but with more nitroglycerine.
The Picasso Bra. Why SHOULD both boobs point in the same direction?
The Distressed Dress. Less a dress, more a hole with threads hanging off it.
There will obviously be a rush of fashionistas and fashionistos (the male version) wanting to buy these items. But wait – our store will have the most fearsome door bitch since Andy Warhol was turned away from Annabel’s for wearing a fluoro tie.
“You want to come in here wearing…THAT? …
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